congragulation:

the only ship i need is a scholarship can i get a hallelujah

(via eliza-butt)

gvnkin:

botanize:

one more sandwich story when i was six my mum made me ham sandwiches and my friend had skin that was the same colour as ham and i’d feel bad eating it because it felt like i was eating her and i’d always leave over my sandwiches and my mum asked why and i was too embarassed to tell her the real reason so i told her i was vegetarian like my dad and to make that lie consistent ive been vegetarian for the past  almost 13 years 

Jesus Christ

(Source: ifyoureadingthis50centiloveu1995, via seriously-youknow)

reblog if you dont have a bra on

anyankaleigh:

baddiebey:



this is like my fave joke

okay that shit was good.
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I want to roll over at 2 a.m. to a kiss from you not a text message
(via clumsiest)

(Source: lezbianzdoitbetter, via it-is-my-pleasure)

davidstrider:

have you ever looked at an authority figure in your life and thought “wow i respect a well-grilled hot dog more than i respect you”

(via carry-on-my-wayward-butt)

lxislost:

lxislost:

What a cutie~Go ahead and drag

I’m still amazed how this keeps getting notes, like, right when I think it dies out, boom! It pops up again. I dunno, just some random thoughts I thought I’d say. Carry on.
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